George Stainer
One time, old Mr. Stainer and his son William were sharpening an axe on a grindstone. Billy was turning the grindstone slowly and the old man was becoming impatient. The grindstone would creak with each revolution, and young Billy teasingly asked his father what the grindstone was saying. The old man answered without hesitation, "It's saying turn faster, Billy Collins Stainer, turn you buggar, turn!